One hour is €180, ninety minutes €270, two hours €360, three hours €540, and eight hours through the night €1,250; two therapists are €360 an hour. We publish the hours and the rate against them and nothing further, because a menu would misdescribe the evening.
| 1 hour | €180 |
| 2 hours | €360 |
| 3 hours | €540 |
| Overnight (8h) | €1250 |
The figures above are what you pay and the whole of what you pay. Inside each of them sits her travel to you anywhere within the ring, the warmed gel, the waterproof sheet, the oils and the fresh towels she brings with her and takes away again. Nothing is added for a Saturday, for a public holiday, or for three in the morning. That is a decision about how a practice working twenty-four hours ought to behave, rather than an offer that might later be withdrawn.
Read the ladder across and you will notice that the hourly rate does not move between one hour and three. Ninety minutes carries no premium for being an awkward length, two hours no discount for the commitment; the price simply follows the time. It falls once, at the overnight, where eight hours come in below what eight separate hours would be, because a night is a different undertaking from a long evening and is priced as one.
Two therapists are €360 an hour, which is the single rate doubled and nothing further — €720 for two hours, €1,080 for three. Four-hand work is the obvious reason to book them and it is not the only one. An overnight with two is possible; it carries no figure on this page, because the shape of such a night varies too much for a printed number to be honest, and it is quoted on enquiry instead.
Money changes hands once, on arrival, in the room. Cash in any major currency at the day’s rate, or card, or crypto. There is no deposit, no booking fee, and nothing held against a card in advance, which means a booking costs you nothing at all until someone is standing in front of you.
Which length to choose is the only real decision here, and it is worth a moment. An hour is long enough for the gel to make its case. Ninety minutes is where the hurry goes out of the thing. Two and three hours are booked by people who have stopped thinking of the evening as an appointment. The night is the night, and it is booked for what it is.